My Corona by Chris Mann

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Wash your hands, children!
Lyrics by Chris Mann

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Transcript

I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paperI'm out of toilet paper, it's My CoronaI need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paperI'm out of toilet paper, it's My CoronaGot to make a grocery run, well that sounds fun!Why'm I out here risking my life, Corona?Where's a god-dammed parking space?Shit, I touched my face!Wait, I think I finally caught My Corona!Stop it, don't be manic, go inside, NO ORGANIC!?!Oh no, all GMO, Jesus Christ, now I panic!I'll die-ie-ie-ie-ie WHOA!M-m-m-My CoronaI'm out of toilet paper, it's My CoronaDon't come any closer, huh, I'll mess you up!I'm just coming in for some wipes, CoronaKroger's full of empty shelves, oh what the hellGuess I'm stocking up on boxed wine, CoronaNothing's making sense, no more friends, no more basketballKids are home from school, it's raining too, and I'm losing myMi-ie-ie-ie-ind WHOA!M-m-m-my Corona!M-m-m-my Corona! (with impressive vocal flourishhh)I need toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paperPurelland toilet paperClorox, yeah! (oh damn, that's high!)When you gonna get to me, g-g-g-get to me?!Is it just a matter of time, Corona?!Will I kill my family in quarantine??? (yep!)Or is it just a game in my mind, Corona?Then there's Donald TrumpWHAT THA FUCK???Why you shakin' hands and keep telling us nothing's upThat we're gonna be fi-ie-ie-ie-ne?WHAT????!M-m-m-my Corona!My-ie-ie-ie-ie WHOA!I need toilet paper, M-m-m-My CoronaI'm out of toilet paper, So sick of My CoronaI need toilet paper, M-m-m-My CoronaI'm out of toilet paper, it's MY CORONA!BE SAFE OUT THERE, KIDS!PLEASE SEND TOILET PAPER!

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